a joke of a drawing of myself, which looks barely better than if I had done a stick figure for my self-portrait

In my never-ending quest to find an outlet for the expression of my artisticalisticness, I have created my first ever self-portrait, using Photoshop.

Yes, I know. But if you could just hold down the applause a little. Your neighbors are trying to sleep.

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  1. Hmmm…perhaps I should try that. After all, I still have not figured out what I want to be when I grow up!

    I am not sure your beard goes with the flowy hair. ?

  2. Well, hmmm… Nope. But I am a pretty wonderful, intelligent, philosophical and compassionate Jew with long hair and a beard, so I can see your confusion.

  3. Ok, it’s a bit Picosso(esq), but as mental health practitioner I’m concerned about how you see your sexuality. Are you leaning towards male or female? I think you’re adorable either way.

  4. I may be wrong about this, but I think at the ripe old age of 50 — that’s pretty much a half-century in horse years — I’ve got a pretty good handle on my sexuality. 😉

  5. Yowzer! It’s true — Mary Magdalen IS the person sitting to the left of Jesus in The Last Supper. But, wait … that must mean that the Da Vinci Code wasn’t a load of horse shit after all.

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