
Bugs
Have I ever mentioned that I hate bugs? Well, let me tell you. From the wascally wabbit, Bugs Bunny, with his carrot-chomping grin to the uninvited guests at every picnic, those backyard bugs. Even the notorious Bugsy Malone, with his splurge gun antics, can’t worm his way into my affections. Those invisible flu bugs? They…

Malshandir, for Butthurt
Recently, a controversy broke out over the name “Malshandir.” I’d have never known anything about it, but a friend of mine, Ken White over at Popehat, wrote about it. He mentioned on another website that he wanted a Photoshop image created with a tube of a substance called “Malshandir Butthurt Cream,” for “when your ass…

There Is Nothing Original About This Post
Well, okay, maybe this sentence here, and maybe the Featured Image — but that’s all. And this lamp…. Anyway, this post is for my friends who are into this sort of thing. It’s a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.” “Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said…
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